innovative minds

previouslysane:

that moment when you see a great post on your dash and you go to reblog it but it was your queue

“You’re just overreacting! You’ve always been hard on yourself, Connie.”
“Not as hard as they are. Not nearly as hard as they’re going to be… And don’t call me Connie. It makes me sound like a fucking kid. Call me CT.”

(Source: teamkilling-fucktard)

Caboose: Yeah, actually, he’s not a ghost. Uh, he’s a computer program. He gets holographically projected out of our armor when he wants to talk to us.

Sarge: Seismographic computer programs? Heh, Caboose, you say the craziest things somtimes. What an imagination on you.

Church: I think I just got dumped by Caboose.

Caboose: Yeah, i-it’s not me…It’s you. 

okay

okay

okay i think dairy queen will hire me

or kfc

christ

oh my fucking god yes

laughingstation:

i will never get sick of this

(Source: caiticornia)

im tired of calling stores im going to go and demand for a job catch you later losers xoxoxox

“Uh-oh! Look out! It’s the big guy!… And there’s—”
“Get them, Meta! Get them!”
”WASHINGTON.”

(Source: teamkilling-fucktard)